From “The DaVinci Code”
“Oxford College Theatre Club. They still talk of my Julius Cesar. I’m certain that nobody has performed the first act of sceen III with more dedication.”
“I thought Cesar was dead in that sceen”
“Yes, but my toga tore open as I fel and I had to lay on stage for half an hour with my tallywacker hanging out. Even so, I never moved a muscle. I was brilliant I tell you.”