This is an actual conversation me and my buddy Matt had over IM.
Matt: i feel like your money wants to cheat on you with me
Matt: and i am willing to go for it
Indemnity83: lol, nope, my money if faithfull
Indemnity83: it has me by the balls, but its faithfull
Matt: your money is dirty and whorish
Matt: you dont see the looks it gives me behind your back
Matt: it wants to buy me things